Cat paw shaped gummy
So, long, long ago, in a far away land, the mystical llamacorns drifted down from a lowly, purple cloud. I happened to witness this amazing feat. In fact, they even spoke to me in their mystical llama language. Lucky for you, I can translate.
Here is what they said:
"I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has."